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I have a really cool tattoos under here, but I'm cold Sweatshirt crewneck
Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. Mug
Just a woman with a big D energy. Hoodie
I’m not built for no soft ass man. I talk back and I don’t listen. T-shirt
Nerdy dirty inked and curvy. T-shirt
Not to suck my own nipple... Mug
Cuntstipated definition Mug
Just an old hoe carrying on T-shirt
My vocabulary at work Mug
I got PTSD pussy thats so delicious. T-shirt
I'm exhausted from other people being fucking stupid. Mug
My boobs are big because I keep all my rage stored there. T-shirt
My role at family function is to look the best and to drink the wine. T-shirt
I'm trying to stop being mean but it's like y'all have to stop being stupid first. Mug
Just a woman with big D energy. T-shirt
I wake up everyday and think what the fucking fuck. Mug
I'm always forced to do shit I'm not qualified for, like being nice to fucking idiots. Mug
I got PTSD pussy thats so delicious. Hoodie
I’m like heaven on earth, a H.O.E. if you will. T-shirt
I taste better naked. T-shirt
I day drink and say fuck. T-shirt
If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister. Mug
Probably hungry. Likely sleepy. Always cold. Sweatshirt crewneck
As the owner of a fat ass and big heart my life should not be this difficult. Mug
As the owner of a fat ass and big heart my life should not be this difficult. T-shirt
Tequila is nasty AF but after a few shots so am I. T-shirt
I'm bilingual bitch I haha and jaja. T-shirt
Resting bitch face champion Hoodie
Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. T-shirt
Having a vagina doesn’t stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours. T-shirt
I am nicer than my resting bitch face. Mug
I need a margarita the size of my butt. T-shirt
Being the family comedian, model & thug is so hard on me. T-shirt
The boobs are real, the smile is fake. T-shirt
I just fucking love plants T-shirt
University of bad bitches. Hoodies.
I don't always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I'm probably at work. Mug
If by juice cleanse you mean mimosas, then ok I'm down. Hoodie
If i’m drunk it’s my sister’s fault. T-shirt
I love the smell of no kids in the morning. Mug
Dead inside but still horny. Hoodie
my anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic. T-shirt
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things i've said. T-shirt
Stop telling me I look mad, that's my fucking face T-shirt
I'm in really good place spiritually. So, please fuck off. Namaste. T-shirt
So, apparently I have an attitude. Sweatshirt crewneck
I love shoes booze and boys with tattoos. T-shirt
So, apparently I'm dramatic. Sweatshirt crewneck
My fav type of men is ramen. Sweatshirt
Ask me about my excessive knowledge of serial killers. T-shirt
I came I saw I had anxiety so I left. T-shirt
I wonder if there is a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me, too. Tank top racerback
I love the smell of no kids in the morning T-shirt
Just an old hoe carrying on Mug
Being the family comedian, model & thug is so hard on me. Sweatshirt crewneck
My cat and I talk shit about you. Hoodie
Sorry I can’t I’m watching serial killer documentaries. T-shirt
Asshole with feelings. Hoodies
I love the smell of no kids in the morning. Sweatshirt crewneck
I do care. I just don't give a fuck. Mug
That married by 30 shit looking real 45ish. T-shirt
Fuck off. I mean good morning. Mug
If it involves alcohol, an orgasm or avocados I'm probably down. T-shirt
Tell your cat I said pspsps. T-shirt
I use the word fuck to clear my throat chakra T-shirt
Hope you like my new recipe it's called shut the fucupcakes. T-shirt
If my nipples want to be the star of my outfit, who the fuck am I to stop them. T-shirt
Dip me in cheese and call me a chip cus I am nacho bitch. T-shirt
I get so excited about gardening that I wet my plants. T-shirt
Back off I have a crazy sister and I'm not afraid to use her. T-shirt 🖤
I won't be remembered as a women who kept her mouth shut. T-shirt
Somewhere between “I need a therapist” and “bitch i’m fine” T-shirt
Is fuck off an emotion because I can feel it in my soul. T-shirt.
My milkshake continually brings morons to the yard. T-shirt
I wake up everyday and I think what the fucking fuck. T-shirt
I do care. I just don't give a fuck. T-shirt
My cat and I talk shit about you. T-shirt
I'm tired of pretending to be chill, I am insane. T-shirt
I have baby fever but like in an aunt way. T-shirt
If by juice cleanse you mean mimosas, then ok I'm down. T-shirt
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady. T-shirt
I don't need a man i need a tequila and a tan. T-shirt
roses are red violets are pink today sucked balls i need a fucking drink T-shirt
My mental breakdown is over. I’m a bad bitch again. T-shirt
Aunt. Like a mum, but way cooler. See also; drunk. T-shirt
Stop telling me I look mad, that's my fucking face. Sweatshirt
I'm never drinking with you fuckers again. T-shirt
Sorry I'm so cranky. I'm in my terrible 30's right now. T-shirt
Dead inside but still horny. T-shirt
Tell your cat I said pspsps. Sweatshirt crewneck
I’m the nicest rudest most caring IDGAF person you’ll ever meet. T-shirt
It's a beautiful day to leave me alone. Sweatshirt crewneck.
Im sorry its just that I literally do not care at all. Sweatshirt crewneck.
So, apparently i'm dramatic. T-shirt
My anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic. Hoodies
I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk. T-shirt
I'm pretty cool but i cry a lot T-shirt
I Have Really Cool Tattoos Under Here, But I'm Cold - Hoodie
I want a coffee, a tattoo and a vacation. T-shirt
I am nicer than my resting bitch face. T-shirt
I am a cute little ray of pitch black. T-shirt
I'm not in a bad mood, this is just how I look. T-shirt
Fueled by gangsta rap and coffee Tank top racerback
