I don't need a man i need a tequila and a tan. T-shirt
If i’m drunk it’s my sister’s fault. T-shirt
fueled by gangsta rap and coffee T-shirt
Drinking and bitching is all I know. T-shirt
My blood type is prosecco. T-shirt
I need a cocktail ...hold the tail. T-shirt.
Old and tired but down to day drink. T-shirt
Never take advice from me you will end up drunk. T-shirt
Damn. I'm the crazy drunk aunt now. T-shirt
I’m a better person when I’m tan and holding a margarita. T-shirt
I drank so much vodka last night, I woke up with a russian accent. T-shirt
I need a hug(e) margarita. T-shirt
Support your local bardenter. T-shirt
She believed she could but she got drunk so she didn't. T-shirt
Physically here. Mentally in a pool ordering my third margarita. T-shirt
I'm on the tequila diet so far i've lost two days. T-shirt
Sun glasses and mimosas T-shirt
Less drama more tequila. T-shirt
soon to be a drunken mess. T-shirt
Tequila is a sneaky bitch. T-shirt
I think my guardian angel drinks. T-shirt
I drink responsibly until i hang out with my bffs. T-shirt
I like my coffee how I like myself dark, bitter and too hot for you. T-shirt
"I'll drink to that." Me to everything. T-shirt - funny party saying quotes women
alcohol is the lube i use to slide through life. T-shirt
I wonder if there is a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me, too. T-shirt
On Sundays we drink mimosas. T-shirt
Save water drink tequila T-shirt
I'll gin to that. T-shirt
Drunk me is just regular me except twice as honest and ten times as horny. T-shirt
But first, brunch. T-shirt.
I legit only drink water or alcohol, I'm either hydrated or drunk. T-shirt
Bitch don't spill my wine T-shirt
You cook, i will drink wine T-shirt
Not sure if i'm hungover, dead or just hungry T-shirt
I have mixed drinks about feelings T-shirt
Time to wine down T-shirt
I need a ratchet as night out. I've been civilized for weeks. T-shirt
She believed she could but she got drunk so she didn't. T-shirt
I don’t need another drink » -said not me last night T-shirt
I'm so healthy I put orange juice in my champagne. T-shirt
Physically here. Mentally in a pool ordering my third margarita. T-shirt
Sunshine and champagne T-shirt
I don't get drunk, i just get less classy and more fun. T-shirt
I miss drunk me she's a fun bitch. T-shirt
I just want to focus on drinking water and avoiding men. T-shirt
I don’t need another drink » -said not me last night T-shirt
Champagne and fries T-shirt
I need a hug(e) margarita. T-shirt
I'm a slut for wine. A wine-ho if you will. T-shirt
I miss drunk me she's a fun bitch. T-shirt
I like tequila and maybe three people. T-shirt
I have nothing in common with people who only drink one glass of wine. T-shirt.
Yeah I'm DTF. Down to fucking day drink. T-shirt
I love drunk me but I don't trust her. T-shirt
Alcohol is the lube i use to slide through life. T-shirt